DISS TRACK is Tabbes' fourteenth YouTube video. It was first posted on December 25, 2016 as a Christmas special.


Merry Christmas everyone!! I hope you're spending it good with your family and friends. I can't rap foshit.

People included in this disstrack: Utoonz, Gingerpale, Laddi, Rushlight Invader, Chilly Panda, 8 bit, Jacadamia, Cadet Kei,, Timtom, Grgikau, The French Pineapple, Vanimations, Taylor's Chronicles, Spechie, Ivan animated, Donimations, and Turtle Amigo.

Song used: Ballin Instrumental by Logic


Tabbes makes a rap diss track about the other members of the Kindergarten.


uToonz Edit


No hard feelings

I know you just started reeling

Took your bait but now i'm boutta make it taboo

Why don't i start with you?

Naming it Kindergarten in the first place

Who the hell though it'd be genius

Especially for our age

Well i guess you did but then again

You're one of a kind

Sometimes the things you say just blow me out of my mind

Gingerpale Edit

Here comes Gingerpale

He's the one that's also a drink

Or maybe this guy with no soul

Even shyguy i think

Then again this thing really has no heart

But what else can i say?

He's just a solid green tart

Laddi Edit

Movin on to Laddi

Who's a slight bit batty

"I'm a reel kool pal" at least according to miss chatty

Hey there, alpha lion

Really diggin the hair

Got lots more to grow

Wanna donate rush a share?

RushLight Invader Edit

Sorry rush, its just a prank

Didn't mean it, don't look blank

I just wanted to let you know that this whole group think you stank

They didn't mean it, we just say it. You ask why? I don't know

But maybe the reason you're fine with taking the blow

ChillyPanda Edit

Hey it's Chilly

Sorry new girl i ain't holding back

I know you just joined our group but nay

That panda hat is wack

Gotta tell ya that

But i was thinking maybe you were 5?

Real adorable, but right now i'll just give this verse a dive

8 Bit Edit

Oh look, is that Link?

My mistake, that be

8 Bit

With that lame ass looking outfit that i cannot comprehend

Why you wearing vans with flare sweats?

Next are crocs and hair nets

Probably should be looking to find some current new outlets

Jacadamia Edit

Good ol Jaca

You'll never find him swearing, he's a square

He's all rainbows and butterflies with his blast o color hair

He's the lucky charms leprechaun except he ain't that short

In fact, he's a giant man

Belongs in the court

cadetKei Edit

Zdravstvuy Cudyet Key

Riding bears

And hugging trees

I know that sound mad racist

But you got absent flaws, ya see

Ain't it nice having putin on your side by the way?

Cuz at least it ain't the prez saying

Grab her by the poosei

Rach Rab Edit

Now it's Rachrab

With the Tab Tabbes

You hidin there like some hermit crab

I say come out, we ain't got no trap

You've been with us, now watch it unwrap

TimTom Edit

Next is TimTom

With his wacom

You hype it up

But you can't draw

Son of James yeah, let's keep it raw

And where you at? Like hell naw

grgikau Edit

You too ms. georgi cow

Your presence is definitely raising brows

I thought you;d really visit by now

I still guess you won't anyhow

The French Pineapple Edit

There's pineboy, what a killjoy.

He's good and all

But he's a convoy

What's up man? We ain't here to annoy

You actin like we be making some ploy

Vanimation Edit


I know you can hear me out there

I seen you visit us once, you know we got that side glare.

Your laughter's like a damn roar

We hear it a million miles away

Why not stop by over now?

Why don't you come back and stay?

Taylor's Chronicles Edit

There's that basic girl named Taylor

Just watch her channel trailer.

Oh wait no, she don't have one cuz she's hardly a creator

You aware i came to diss you after all of this i went through

I guess i'm just salty cuz you ain't giving back the favor

Spechie Edit

Edgy Spechie, you know you've heard it many times before

But how bout you and that robot?

Your husband's back from the "war"

I don't mean to judge but he's got a lover behind closed doors

Her name is Cleverbot

And she thinks your flirting's really uncalled for

Ivan Animated Edit

Ivan Animated, corny fanbase, shady as hell

Just like your glasses with your sandal socks, a nono as well

A living stereotype and a future doctor to be

And also really bad at driving, you posted for all to see.

Donimations Studios Edit

Donimations, my boy

I really thought you were a kid

You got that babyish icon

I see the previews you did

But how bout dates of them videos or a schedule to bet on?

You gonna tease us some more?

Or will it end up being long gone?

TurtleAmigo Edit

Lastly turtle

I sometimes wonder how you're so shy

Don't need to hide in that shell

Your channel's all for the eyes

Our viewers are pretty crazy tryna ship us with "Turbbes"

But what else can you do?

We gotta fight to keep the curb


Trivia Edit

  • The video has 20% of getting Tabbes kicked out of the Kindergarden.
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