DISS TRACK is Tabbes' fourteenth YouTube video. It was first posted on December 25, 2016 as a Christmas special.
Merry Christmas everyone!! I hope you're spending it good with your family and friends. I can't rap foshit.
People included in this disstrack: Utoonz, Gingerpale, Laddi, Rushlight Invader, Chilly Panda, 8 bit, Jacadamia, Cadet Kei, https://www.tubebuddy.com/images/bran..., Timtom, Grgikau, The French Pineapple, Vanimations, Taylor's Chronicles, Spechie, Ivan animated, Donimations, and Turtle Amigo.
Song used: Ballin Instrumental by Logic
Tabbes makes a rap diss track about the other members of the Kindergarten.
No hard feelings
I know you just started reeling
Took your bait but now i'm boutta make it taboo
Why don't i start with you?
Naming it Kindergarten in the first place
Who the hell though it'd be genius
Especially for our age
Well i guess you did but then again
You're one of a kind
Sometimes the things you say just blow me out of my mind
Here comes Gingerpale
He's the one that's also a drink
Or maybe this guy with no soul
Even shyguy i think
Then again this thing really has no heart
But what else can i say?
He's just a solid green tart
Movin on to Laddi
Who's a slight bit batty
"I'm a reel kool pal" at least according to miss chatty
Hey there, alpha lion
Really diggin the hair
Got lots more to grow
Wanna donate rush a share?
Sorry rush, its just a prank
Didn't mean it, don't look blank
I just wanted to let you know that this whole group think you stank
They didn't mean it, we just say it. You ask why? I don't know
But maybe the reason you're fine with taking the blow
Hey it's Chilly
Sorry new girl i ain't holding back
I know you just joined our group but nay
That panda hat is wack
Gotta tell ya that
But i was thinking maybe you were 5?
Real adorable, but right now i'll just give this verse a dive
Oh look, is that Link?
My mistake, that be
With that lame ass looking outfit that i cannot comprehend
Why you wearing vans with flare sweats?
Next are crocs and hair nets
Probably should be looking to find some current new outlets
Good ol Jaca
You'll never find him swearing, he's a square
He's all rainbows and butterflies with his blast o color hair
He's the lucky charms leprechaun except he ain't that short
In fact, he's a giant man
Belongs in the court
Zdravstvuy Cudyet Key
And hugging trees
I know that sound mad racist
But you got absent flaws, ya see
Ain't it nice having putin on your side by the way?
Cuz at least it ain't the prez saying
Grab her by the poosei
Now it's Rachrab
With the Tab Tabbes
You hidin there like some hermit crab
I say come out, we ain't got no trap
You've been with us, now watch it unwrap
Next is TimTom
With his wacom
You hype it up
But you can't draw
Son of James yeah, let's keep it raw
And where you at? Like hell naw
You too ms. georgi cow
Your presence is definitely raising brows
I thought you;d really visit by now
I still guess you won't anyhow
There's pineboy, what a killjoy.
He's good and all
But he's a convoy
What's up man? We ain't here to annoy
You actin like we be making some ploy
I know you can hear me out there
I seen you visit us once, you know we got that side glare.
Your laughter's like a damn roar
We hear it a million miles away
Why not stop by over now?
Why don't you come back and stay?
There's that basic girl named Taylor
Just watch her channel trailer.
Oh wait no, she don't have one cuz she's hardly a creator
You aware i came to diss you after all of this i went through
I guess i'm just salty cuz you ain't giving back the favor
Edgy Spechie, you know you've heard it many times before
But how bout you and that robot?
Your husband's back from the "war"
I don't mean to judge but he's got a lover behind closed doors
Her name is Cleverbot
And she thinks your flirting's really uncalled for
Ivan Animated, corny fanbase, shady as hell
Just like your glasses with your sandal socks, a nono as well
A living stereotype and a future doctor to be
And also really bad at driving, you posted for all to see.
Donimations, my boy
I really thought you were a kid
You got that babyish icon
I see the previews you did
But how bout dates of them videos or a schedule to bet on?
You gonna tease us some more?
Or will it end up being long gone?
I sometimes wonder how you're so shy
Don't need to hide in that shell
Your channel's all for the eyes
Our viewers are pretty crazy tryna ship us with "Turbbes"
But what else can you do?
We gotta fight to keep the curb
- The video has 20% of getting Tabbes kicked out of the Kindergarden.